What do you envy of the opposite sex?

[Winterwhite]

Ok, 'envy' may be a strong word, implying discontentment with your own sex... which is not my point. What do you like so much that the other sex has, that you would like to have too?

I would say I 'envy' women their bodies. IMO women just have more beautiful features than men - you have breasts, you have gorgeous curves, you've got a beautiful secret between your legs, and you've got beautiful legs! Women get to wear super sexy underwear, and they can wear it secretly, have that personal thrill of being in a mundane place (office, grocery store, library, etc.) yet know that you're wearing crotchless panties, and a what are they called... half-cup bras, y'know, the ones that only support the underside of the breast? Anyway, you also have other secret possibilities, like remote-controlled 'shuttle' vibrators, or those butterfly panties/vibrator. Hell, women have a huge array of exciting sex-toys.

What do we men have? We have a cock. That's it. Aside from masturbation and any of the varieties of sex, there's not much else we can do with them. What kind of 'exciting' underwear do we have? Those rediculous ball-sack male g-strings which are about the most uncomfortable contraptions ever invented. We have other, simpler g-strings, but IMO they just look rediculous on a man. I can't explain why I feel that way, except maybe that to me, it seems like some designer thought that somehow if a g-string looks so good on a woman, 'let's do it for men too' - gee... yay. We have these silly plastic 'fake blowjob' toys that are big, bulky, and don't bring any thoughts of a real blow-job to mind. We have blow-up dolls that look like electro-shock victims, and you can't exactly go around town with one! We don't have breasts, those wonderful bosom 'companions' that remind us they're there every time we cross our arms or reach across the table or whatnot.

Oh, and women have full-bodied orgasms! We may roll our eyes up for a sec, hold our breath, and spurt once or twice, but that's it, and it's done. It's more localized than for women. And women's orgasms can last up to a half-hour past the initial climax! How enviable is that?!? Not to mention having many of them one after the other (my SO had nine of them before we both agreed we should stop I want that too dammit!)

You also have the luxury of taking things inside you. It must be so special to have your lover enter you, or feel their fingers inside you. The concept of letting someone in to you is something so intimate, so sacred about it (ok, 'nuff waxing romantic here).

Women can also hide it when they're aroused. I can't convey the awkwardness of having to 'shift gears' (I get my erection 'strapped' to me by keeping it between my belt and my stomach, but of course, that risks 'peeking out' of the top of my jeans if I'm not careful) during a meeting or other boring moment, when a stray erotic thought brings my penis to attention. When we don't have a chance to reposition things, we simply can't get up from a seated position without revealing our hard-ons!

Granted, I'm not being fair to my own gender, coz there are tons of advantages we males have that I won't list here - that's for you to provide should you find anything 'enviable'.

Right, now it's your turn...

[igor]

I'd love to be able to have multiple orgasms the way some women can.

[Budde]

I would love to be able to have a quater of the power that little fuzzy triangle has, think about it and what it can make men do.....

[Hunny Bunny]

I envy two things about men, but they actually don't have anything to do with sex. First, I wish I had my man's upper body strength. I was actually kinda embarrassed that my friend and I had to ask him to move all of my former roommate's heavy crap out of our apartment. I also wish that I had a deep voice. Maybe then mechanics will give me a fair quote over the phone.

[Luvoral]

I have no problem being a woman,but do you know how great you guys look in a suit?..Do you know how flattered we are when we get you erect just by you thinking of us?...Yes you are right that having a penis inside us is very special...I am sorry that men can't wear comfortable sexy clothes[skirts with no panties],multiple orgasms that last longer..But just because you orgasm faster does not mean you can't enjoy getting erect again[by our talents]...Why do you need fake dolls when you have us,the real thing!..Don't men know that we love your strenght,your protection,the seed that gives us children...Back to the tread..I would love a penis so I could be inside my lady lover and her feel me ejaculate.I would love to see how it feels to have someone suck on it...Oh,by the way,men can have body orgasms through prostate massages,it's not a gay thing...My H/B loves prolonging his orgasms,having great pleasure for hours.His orgasms are more than a squirt or two and are mind blowing...Also if you have to adjust that erection, do it!,what's the big deal..Baseball players do it on TV.

[watershadow]

I'd have to say I envy men being able to set some of those annoying double standards. I mean no offense; I just see men getting congratulated on nailing a woman, and then looking at the girl like a slut for boinking that same guy. I suppose I envy more the ability to set a curve than anything.

I also envy the fact that men are stronger. As a woman I have a lot of lower body power (and for a woman, a fair amount of upper as well), but I don't have the sheer bodily strength and maybe even size of a guy my equivalent weight.

Finally, I occasionally envy men their breastless-ness. I remember when I was a young girl and was able to cross my arms over the area my rather bountiful breasts now cover. I kind of miss doing that, LOL! Clothes fit easier then. Now I have to go out and try to find the elusive shirt that both covers my breasts enough for me to not feel exposed, and reveals them enough so that I don't feel like a nun ::laughs::

...I may have said "finally," but I also realized something else; I envy the fact that men can have unprotected sex and not get pregnant. Since I want children, I'm not overly envious, but it's a sore point at times.

(oh, and Winterwhite? The bra that only supports the under-part of breasts? I believe that's called a demi. Not sure, but I think that's correct)

[greywolf7080]

Women get 'the look' from men who like them, want to know them better, and even want to get them into the sack. Men do not get that look often.

[Hope]

this is so totally not sexual, but so totally true for me...

I wish that I could go pee just by unzipping my pants, whipping it out and going. No need to pull everything down and realize that there's no toilet paper after it's too late and the whole bit like that, not to mention being able to go pretty much anywhere rather easily.

[greywolf7080]

Hope that is sooo funny. My wife feels the same, and even wishes she could write her name in the snow. One time she took mattrs into her own hand along with my urine supply and wrote her name in the snow. We both felt better afterwards.

[UKRT]

After deciding to open this topic I have been filled with a large amount of relief that I'm not the only one!

You women have such nice bodies, you can do this great stuff, you are able to have multiple orgasms, you do all these things for your men to look good but all men can do is wear suits (not saying I want to wear a sexy dress or anything because i DON'T!), but I'd like to make my girlfriend as happy as she makes me!

Oh, and another thing... You can last longer! Whether it be men in general that just don't last as long as women I don't yet know until somebody replies to an earlier post I made, but, dear me! It's annoying!

I feel better now.