My happy, horny B-day.

[Gooch]

This comes a little late, and I don't usually do this, but I'm bored as hell right now, so I'm going to let you all in on the best birthday I've ever had. (By a WIDE margin)

Last Thursday was my 24th birthday. I had wanted to spend it with friends and HB, but the folks are in town, and seeing as how I don't spend much time with them anymore, they convinced me to let them take me out to dinner. It was good to see them again, but I was bored to tears most of the night. I wanted to be drinking and making a scene in public, not sitting quietly in a restaurant. HB came along, (and met my mother, which was terrifying for her) and sat next to me at the table. When everyone else was busy arguing loudly about nothing, (a time-honored family tradition), HB leans over and whispers "When we get back to your place, I'm going to fuck you until your dick falls off." and grabbed my cock under the table. Good thing she did, too. Her grabbing hold of me was the only thing keeping me from going through the roof. It was SO unlike her to do this in public. I leaned over to her and said "Not before I fuck your pussy inside out." and slid my hand up her skirt. Discovering that she wasn't wearing panties, I cupped her pussy in my hand and gave it a squeeze and a little covert spank. Suddenly, my birthday was fun again.

When dinner, and the quickest round of bye-see-you-laters I've ever given, were over, we got in my car and started the drive home. Before we had even made it out of the parking lot, HB already had my pants open and my cock out. My car may be an automatic, but she was driving stick, and driving it hard. After a little warm-up handy, she leans over and starts sucking me. So I reach over, pull her skirt up, and begin massaging her pussy, trying my damndest not to run us into a pole. After pulling into my garage, we jumped out of the car like it was on fire, and rushed inside, with my cock still out and her skirt still around her waist. As soon as we were inside, I picked her up, fireman carried her up the stairs, into the bedroom, and threw her down on the bed.

After tearing each others clothes off, she grabs my arm and pulls me onto the bed, on my back. Now she wanted to give me my present. She started giving me a blowjob like normal, but then took her hand off my cock and slowly took it all in her mouth, until her chin hit balls. Apparently she had been practicing. After a couple minutes of deep throating my rod with only a single gag, (I'm so proud of her) I stammered out that I was going to cum. She just gave an "Mm-hm" and kept at it. I blew a load so big in her mouth I thought it was going to shoot out her ears. But, God bless her, she swallowed all of it. Another first. Of course, I just had to return the favor. So I rolled her over and dove for her coin slot like a Malaysian pearl diver. She was already dripping wet and ready, but I stayed away from her clit all the same, just in case the little man in the boat still needed priming. He didn't. She grabbed my head and put me right on it. I rolled my tounge into a tube and slid it up and down on her clit while two of my fingers worked her g-spot. My other hand massaged one of her tits while she teased her nipples, (which seem to share a nerve with her clit). After a few minutes of breathing hard and grinding her pussy into my face, she squeezed my head with her thighs and had a whole body spasming orgasm. It took her at least a full 60 seconds to come down from it enough to focus on me again.

The next 20 minutes or so was just a crazy fucking blur. She rode me for a few minutes while I played with her tits, then I flipped her over and banged the shit out of her holding her legs straight up. She got back on top and grinded her clit against me, which gave her another seizure-like orgasm. After that I doggy-style fucked her until I came inside her like a shotgun blast. (Trojan condoms has my sincere admiration) When we were finally spent, we both hit the shower to clean up and cool down. My birthday ended with me dozing off in bed with HB in my arms. I should probably start thinking about how I'm going to top this for her Christmas present.

BEST. BIRTHDAY. EVER.

[Luvoral]

Glad you had one heck of a B-day.Your dick didn't fall off and you didn't hit a pole and you had two orgasms.CONGRATS!..I think men love that birthday blowjob,espically when we swallow your yummy cream..Also HB not wearing panties[bravo for her],swallowing for the first time,she knows how to turn you on and it turned me on!....Love to hear great sexual stories..Now I'm sitting here wet!

[Budde]

Dam! that would have killed my old fart ass but a hell of a way to go. Couldn't think of a better way to spend a birthday........ give that woman a big wet one for such a great birthday present

[Gooch]

Originally Posted by Budde

Dam! that would have killed my old fart ass but a hell of a way to go. Couldn't think of a better way to spend a birthday........ give that woman a big wet one for such a great birthday present

It almost killed me, too. I can't remember the last time I fell asleep anywhere near 10:00 at night. But MAN did she take it out of me! I've been giving her my thanks at every opportunity for the last 5 days.

[Hunny Bunny]

(Takes a bow)

[truemornings]

First of all, happy belated birthday! I also had a great sex experience as my birthday was a week ago. You can never go wrong with birthday sex.