You could masturbate into a sock, or with a condom on. That would in theory reduce the mess when the happy event occurs. Being female myself, I don't think I could speak exclusively for womankind everywhere, but if a man is having sex with me, and comes a LOT, I'd be very very very (to the nth power) flattered. Nothing to worry about on that score!
Hope that helps!
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