Your greatest (live) sexual blooper?

I would have to say that one of my most mortifying sexual bloopers happened when me and Dave first got together, and had only been dating for about three months. We had been having sex all afternoon...really going at it, and completley lost track of time. The last hour into it, I'm screaming, yelling out "oh god," and moaning, he's moaning and talking about how good I feel...making A LOT of noise. After we were done, we were talking about how neither one of us have ever had sex that good or orgasmed that much in our life. We put on our clothes, walked out ...and his 14 year old daughter is sitting in the living room no more then 5 feet away from the flimsy bedroom door, with this mortified look on her face and beet red! She had been home for over an hour and heard everything up close and personal! It was horrible! None of us knew what to say, and she couldn't look me or Dave in the eyes when talking to us for at least a week. I think we traumatized her for life. Very embarrasing, to say the least.

[XStripper777]

Originally Posted by CoJon

Sometimes memories of the past can be our greatest gift. They can even spur us on, like dreams of the future can. I'm glad you've found at least one place where you can share your memories, and I feel the richer for it, as I hope you do. If you've truly moved on in your life, then I don't think it will hurt to reminisce, and it may even help. You'll never find someone or a relationship exactly like what you found in her, but just keeping a special place for her in your mind has, I can see, made you a more appreciative and loving person.

That is absolutely beautiful, Cojon! You do have a gift in that you are able to express yourself so beautifully! You really have a way with words. I've noticed that in several of your posts, and I'm sure I've told you that before, but this is so beautiful that I thought I'd compliment you on it.

... and it is definately true. Our memories are what keep us going... and I think it is SO important to make wonderful memories with those we love NOW because we don't know how long they will be with us. I learned that lesson at a VERY young age when first my dad died when I was twelve, and then my brother died when I was 13 (he was only seven at the time, and my father was only 32 when he died.). And although I appreciate the memories I have with each of them, I wish I'd have been able to make many more. I feel fortunate that I was able to learn that lesson because I take every opportunity to make lovely memories with my children, even something as simple as bedtime or bathtime, I make them fun for them... and I ALWAYS make a point to tell them I love them and to hug and kiss them often. I may be accused of smothering my children, but I will NEVER be accused of not loving them, lol. The VERY LAST thing I say to ANYONE is I love you. When I get off of the phone or say bye to someone, the very last thing I say is "Be careful" and "I love you". I think that is SOOO important. It's nice knowing that all of my loved ones know that I love them. Nice to know that if anything were to happen to me, my loved ones had no doubt in their minds how I felt about them. I suppose that's why your post was so touching for me... it makes me think of all those things. I know it doesn't have anything to do with sex, and I'm sorry for that, but I just had to tell you how absolutely beautiful what you wrote was, and how much it touched my heart. So, thank you for posting it! It really made my day!

[Ann Andriani]

You'll find some interesting reading at the following thread too:

Embarassing Moments

Enjoy!
Ann

[CoJon]

Originally Posted by Ann Andriani

You'll find some interesting reading at the following thread too:

Embarassing Moments

Enjoy!
Ann

Thanks, Ann!

I find I'm really enjoying reading about other people's sexual bloopers! I bet this could become an addiction if it were added to on a regular basis!

I suppose reading each new embarrassing experience makes me feel a little less clumsy, or maybe just a little better about my own misadventures.


Jon

[CoJon]

Originally Posted by Ann Andriani

I enjoy these conversations as well. I hope they show others that bloopers and silly things are just a natural part of sex, so don't let it ruin sexual play when they happen.

You know, I think, too, that recognizing humor, and accepting our sometimes accidental silliness with humility, is perhaps the most important aspect of being human.

~Jon

[CoJon]

My sister actually bought my wife a pajama onesie because it's getting colder outside, and Amy has been wearing it to bed. And, you know, if someone were to ask me what sleepwear I consider to be the sexiest, a onesie or "feetsie" would probably be the furthest thing from my mind. But a few mornings back, when I walked into our room just as Amy was zipping up her onesie after coming out of the bathroom, I saw only her nicely rounded breasts poking out just before she was able to zip it up all the way. Even this morning, maybe four or five days later, that image is still affording me enjoyment and lusty feelings as I review it again and again in my mind.

[CoJon]

My sister actually bought my wife a pajama onesie because it's getting colder outside, and Amy has been wearing it to bed. And, you know, if someone were to ask me what sleepwear I consider to be the sexiest, a onesie or "feetsie" would probably be the furthest thing from my mind. But a few mornings back, when I walked into our bedroom just as Amy was zipping up her onesie after coming out of the bathroom, I saw the v-shaped exposure of her upper torso. Only her full, hard nipples atop her nicely rounded breasts remained for a second or so before she was able to zip it up all the way.

Even this morning, maybe four or five days after walking into that unexpectedly erotic sight, the image of it is still affording me further enjoyment and lust as I review it again and again in my mind.

Sorry for the repeated entry, everyone. I barely missed the edit "deadline", and I couldn't stand leaving it the way that it was when I thought I had found a much better way to express my reaction to seeing Amy that way!

[Luvoral]

Originally Posted by CoJon

What was your most embarrassing sexual experience? Was it your first time? Was it something else?

So, if you're willing to admit to it, what was your greatest live/real sexual "blooper"?

We were going out to eat.On the way I teased the heck out of him.While in the parking garage he grabbed me,ripped off my thong and fucked me against the car.I didn't noticed anything until inside that there was three couples staring at me,looking down towards my legs which there was cum running down my thigh past my mini skirt...I went to the restroom and while cleaning myself with my skirt up by my waist with no panties one of the ladies who was staring at me in the waiting area just wicked at me and said " oh sweety"..I didn't have the door shut.

[watershadow]

:: reads Luv's story ::

AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAA!!! Oh my god, that's wonderful! Fantastic!