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Old 07-10-2008, 01:31 AM
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::laughs at LostS:: Join in by all means! There are plenty of lightsabers for all!
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Old 07-10-2008, 02:38 AM
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Careful with those lightsabers, ladies. There's more than one way to put an eye out with one of those things.
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Old 07-10-2008, 07:46 PM
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Cherry you took the words out of my mouth, well almost.
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I'd pee my name in the dirt.
I would definitely have to pee, but not necessarily pee my name in the dirt. I would also have to jerk off. Then I would probably follow Larry around and poke his ass with my erect penis all day. I've always told him, if I had a penis, I'd violate him all day like the dirty bitch he is. Yep, lots of experimenting. Shooting a big load on him would be fun, he could choose the place of course.

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Old 08-08-2008, 04:20 AM
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find out where that damn gspot is lmao its a sneaky bastard

but really i wanna feel what a girl feels. its good for me as a guy but judging by what ive seen and heard females get some craaazy feelings. all i can do is imagine lol
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Old 08-27-2008, 04:48 AM
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If I had a penis for a day I would hump everything i could in my house, and of course jerk off. And possibly buy an e-stim to experiment on. And I would poke my partner in the hip, bum, leg, belly, and shoot a huge load off in his mouth just so that he knows what it feels like. I'd also shoot off in the toilet accidently leaving a tiny bit on the toilet seat so that my parter gets an unexpected surprise next time he goes to the toilet.
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Old 08-27-2008, 04:50 AM
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find out where that damn gspot is lmao its a sneaky bastard
Heck, I've been searching for mine for years!!
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:25 AM
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If I had a penis for a day I would hump everything i could in my house, and of course jerk off. And possibly buy an e-stim to experiment on. And I would poke my partner in the hip, bum, leg, belly, and shoot a huge load off in his mouth just so that he knows what it feels like. I'd also shoot off in the toilet accidently leaving a tiny bit on the toilet seat so that my parter gets an unexpected surprise next time he goes to the toilet.

that doesnt sound personal lol
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Old 08-28-2008, 05:23 AM
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that doesnt sound personal lol
Whoops, my bad I'm still adjusting to living with my partner. I'm sure I'll grow to love his little mannerisms over time.
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