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Old 06-30-2008, 05:56 PM
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What would you do...?

HB and I were just shootin' the shit earlier, and I asked her this random, off the wall question - what would you do if we could swap gear for a day? I told her I would want to feel "her" penis inside me, and maybe see if I can't work up one of those double-digit orgasm streaks that I've always been jealous of.

Now, what do you think would be the first thing she would want to do with a loaner dong for a day? Feel what it's like to penetrate a pussy? Feel what it's like to have it sucked? While she was curious about all those things, the first thing that came to mind was a little weirder. --

" I would get a boner, then push it down and let it spring up like a diving board. I wonder if it feels as funny as it looks."

Really?

So what about you? If you could have the other team's gear for a day, what would you do with it?
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Old 07-01-2008, 09:52 AM
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I'd pee my name in the dirt. Oh, and jump up and down on a trampoline, naked.
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Old 07-02-2008, 01:18 AM
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I want to do that! I wish there was a way to swap bodies...

Primarily to see how sex feels from the other end. It would be such a learning curve. You'd know how doing this makes the other person feel like that and so on. I'd love to know how it feels to be inside a girl, or to be jacked off...

But I must admit, yes, I would jump up and down naked to see if it feels as funny as it looks (it looks really funny).
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:24 AM
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Smile Love to see that

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I'd pee my name in the dirt. Oh, and jump up and down on a trampoline, naked.
Cherry,would love to watch you naked on the trampoline.your comments are always great!
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:31 AM
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I want to do that! I wish there was a way to swap bodies...

Primarily to see how sex feels from the other end. It would be such a learning curve. You'd know how doing this makes the other person feel like that and so on. I'd love to know how it feels to be inside a girl, or to be jacked off...

But I must admit, yes, I would jump up and down naked to see if it feels as funny as it looks (it looks really funny).
Heh. I'm glad to know I'm not the only oddball who thinks it looks funny and must feel funny, too!
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Old 07-02-2008, 09:34 AM
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Cherry,would love to watch you naked on the trampoline.your comments are always great!
My Other Half always tells me I can bounce naked on the bed for her. I keep askling her how long before she buys me a trampoline fort just such a reason.

Now, I wanna see what other people would do with the opposing gender's genitals. Surely there've gotta be more ideas from the girls on what to do besides pee and jump naked. Gooch came up with a great topic here! Let's not disappoint him.
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Old 07-02-2008, 10:43 AM
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Now, I wanna see what other people would do with the opposing gender's genitals. Surely there've gotta be more ideas from the girls on what to do besides pee and jump naked. Gooch came up with a great topic here! Let's not disappoint him.
Yeah! Do it or Cherry will spank you!

I found this list of things men would do with a vagina on google, and I can't say I disagree with any of them. --

* Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.

* Squat over a handheld mirror for an hour and a half.

* See if they could finally do splits.

* See if it's truly possible to launch a ping pong ball 20 feet.

* Cross their legs without rearranging.

* Get picked up in a bar in less than 10 minutes . . . BEFORE closing time.

* Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first.

* Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video.

* Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts, too.

* Finally find that damned G-spot.
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Old 07-02-2008, 04:47 PM
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LMAO I loved that last one, Gooch. But I gotta say, even with having my OWN vagina, that doesn't mean I can find my own fucking g-spot. Good thing I've got a girlfriend who can find it for me.
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:16 PM
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LMAO I loved that last one, Gooch. But I gotta say, even with having my OWN vagina, that doesn't mean I can find my own fucking g-spot. Good thing I've got a girlfriend who can find it for me.
HB never found her own either, I found it by accident. I've never understood how so many girls can never seem to find their own g-spots. It's not THAT roomy down there.
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Old 07-02-2008, 08:36 PM
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I dunno if it's so much the roomy thing, but the angle that we've gotta work with when we're doing it on our own.
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