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Old 08-05-2008, 04:47 AM
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Help me please

Hi. I haven't had sex before. I get my penis erected when I am near a girl or watching a porn or sex scene in a movie. I just want my penis to get excited only when i am having sex. Is that possible? Can someone suggest an advice?

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Old 08-05-2008, 10:26 AM
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No hope

You will find that the penis has a mind of it's own, it reacts instinctively and our brains have no control over it. When we see a women walking towards us with a nice pair of boobs with her nipples all taught and perky BOING! he springs to attention. When we see some nice looking girl in a mini skirt with a pair of legs that run all the way up to her ass BOING! he springs to attention.
When were at the pool or the beach and there are hot women in bikini's as far as the eye can see BOING! he springs to attention and pretty much stays that way all day. When some woman any woman touches us in certain spots even ever so lightly BOING! he springs to attention. During all of these times I've mentioned the blood supply rushes from our brain to our penis leaving our brain sufficient supply of oxygen to function properly therefore resulting in laps of judgement where we will pretty much agree to anything suggested, do things that we normally would never consider, find ourselves doing things that we hope our friends never find out about, acting pretty much like a dog in heat. Driven by an unexplainable urge and guided towards god knows what by our penis guidance system to hopefully lustful bliss. Afterwards we regain our composure and what little common sense we ever had and are lost dazed and confused until we realise what had just happened. As soon as things calm down and we are back to being our normal male self the process starts all over again.
Don't try to fight it man just go with it, because some day you will be looking at him and saying up big fella up! or awe come on one more time for old time sake! Then you'll be praising the wonders of modern chemistry for the ability to bring you back to that state of utter uncontrollable penis guidance.

In short, you ain't got a chance of controlling it so just go with it and try not to do anything illegal with it.
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Old 10-01-2008, 11:42 PM
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I have had occasions where I honestly would not be thinking of girls or seeing them... rather waking up in the morning ( morning wood ) or driving to school ( morning wood??) always about the same time of day. So yeah Mr.Penis has a mind of his own.

I ran cross country in high-school. In the morning. So I would be gross and sweaty before school starts. So we had to take showers. The showers @ my school had no curtains so it was pretty much get naked and shower in near other guys but I had this huge fear that I'd get one of those random erections... and even though every guy probably would try and not look @ any of the other guys, one might randomly see my erection. Thus having people call me gay and ridiculing me. Luckily it never happened.
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Old 10-02-2008, 02:52 AM
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I just want my penis to get excited only when i am having sex. Is that possible?
Not a chance. The best you can really hope for is that your penis doesn't get you arrested.
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Old 10-02-2008, 07:04 AM
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You will find that the penis has a mind of it's own, it reacts instinctively and our brains have no control over it. When we see a women walking towards us with a nice pair of boobs with her nipples all taught and perky BOING! he springs to attention. When we see some nice looking girl in a mini skirt with a pair of legs that run all the way up to her ass BOING! he springs to attention.
When were at the pool or the beach and there are hot women in bikini's as far as the eye can see BOING! he springs to attention and pretty much stays that way all day. When some woman any woman touches us in certain spots even ever so lightly BOING! he springs to attention. During all of these times I've mentioned the blood supply rushes from our brain to our penis leaving our brain sufficient supply of oxygen to function properly therefore resulting in laps of judgement where we will pretty much agree to anything suggested, do things that we normally would never consider, find ourselves doing things that we hope our friends never find out about, acting pretty much like a dog in heat. Driven by an unexplainable urge and guided towards god knows what by our penis guidance system to hopefully lustful bliss. Afterwards we regain our composure and what little common sense we ever had and are lost dazed and confused until we realise what had just happened. As soon as things calm down and we are back to being our normal male self the process starts all over again.
Don't try to fight it man just go with it, because some day you will be looking at him and saying up big fella up! or awe come on one more time for old time sake! Then you'll be praising the wonders of modern chemistry for the ability to bring you back to that state of utter uncontrollable penis guidance.

In short, you ain't got a chance of controlling it so just go with it and try not to do anything illegal with it.
How come I never saw this post before, I don't know... but thats some funny chit right there, and truer words were never typed out!

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