Farting during Intercourse

[Hope]

This happened recently between me and my man while we were having sex. Yes, one of us really did fart (and it wasnt a vaginal fart either). I found the whole thing rather humorous, because what else can I do at that point in time? He thought it was just outright disgusting and it totally killed the mood for him.

Have you or your partner ever farted during sex? How did you both react and did you continue on or let it kill your mood?

[salvaje]

I did it at an even worse time & my partner found it v v amusing, but at the time I was so so so embarrassed I even shed a few tears, can look back and laugh now tho! ha!

[Mark & Lin]

I guess it all depends on the moment. Were you giving oral at the time? Was he? I can forgive a bit of air escaping her vagina, but if she neglected to tell me that she had 4 beers, 3 boiled eggs, 2 burritos, and a pickled sausage that day, then one of us is going to bed frustrated.

Sorry, but there are some things even I won't do...

[Strawbs]

Never happened to me, but my man, I know, would go into absolute fits of laughter. It'd kill the mood, but it wouldn't be awkward.

[Hunny Bunny]

It happened to me a Gooch a couple times. We would be going at it and some air would escape from one orifice or another. I want to curl up into a ball and die when it happens, but he thinks it's just the funniest thing ever. Grrr...men.

[Ann Andriani]

I've had many queefs in my day, damn that doggy style position!

I don't recall farting during sex, however, I know if it happened with Larry and I at this point, being together almost 20 years, we'd probably both die laughing and then tell all our friends about how silly it was.

I'll admit, I feel gassy sometimes during sex, however, the act of sex of penetration somehow keeps it at bay. It doesn't come out, but I know my day will come because if I've learned anything in life it's that if it hasn't happened during sex, it probably will eventually.

This kind of thing can throw a lot of people off during sex, but the bottom line is sex is playtime. It's a time to not take ourselves too seriously because bodily functions will happen and it's just a part of being human. The less uptight one is during sex and the more relaxed they are about it, the more fun they'll have and pleasure they'll experience regardless of what bodily functions make an appearance.

Ann

[Winterwhite]

There was an episode on "L.A. Law" many, many years ago that I to this day never forgot. One man had a 'problem' of systematic farting every time he came. He found it terribly embarrassing and went to a sex therapist. They had sex together in the bed in her office and sure enough, he farted as he came. I thought it was funny, but part of me understood how that could be distressing. Though I can't remember the episode details (irrelevant), the conclusion was that a man's ejaculatory 'process' is intimately tied to ones prostate and general bowel area. That he's gassy is one problem, but that it happens during ejaculation is natural. Indeed, it has happened to me on occasion, when masturbating - I think it's when the whole body pushes to get that cum out that the other muscles contract and push out any air...

That being said, if it were to happen during sex, well, you can either play that little explanation through your head to make it 'scientific' and altogether natural, or you can laugh about it. The way I see it, you're already so intimate, rubbing genitalia together, sharing fluids, naked one in front of the other, that the little added "pfrrrrt" doesn't really harm anything Now, if it's a real stinker, then I'm a bit short of advice other than wave a lighter flame around and hope to neutralize it as quickly as possible - i.e. before the mood vanishes. Seriously, at that level of intimacy, all you can really do is laugh it away.

Oh, and queefs, IMHO don't qualify as 'farts' despite their other derrogatory name. If your man has problems with it, he should take a little responsibility, after all, he's the one ramming air down there in the first place, so he should expect it to come back out sooner or later. It's not gas, it's the air from under the sheets for crying out loud. It's not a fart. If anything, he should laugh, or at least ask you if he's doing something that's making you uncomfortable (i.e. wrong angle so that he's letting in air at the same time, so does that angle really hit your spot or not?).

[Budde]

Oh Please! give me a break tell him to lighten up, anyone who says that's never happened to them at least once is so full of it they need to fart.
It's perfectly normal and no big deal you did the natural thing to laugh it off, Hey when some one can do that on command or to a beat then your talking impressive.............
Life's too short to worry about a little excess gas

[Rhubix]

Me and my man are pretty light and fun-having when it comes to sex. I'm pretty sure we'd just laugh it off.
My best friend however likes super intense intimate eye-staring sex (sounds awful in my opinion) I'm pretty sure she'd call it quits.

My favorite is when a really ridiculous song comes on the radio and you just can't help but laugh. It's really hard to keep your focus during the inspector gadget theme song!!

[truemornings]

Back in June when I was with a much older man, we went to dinner at a place called Mongolian BBQ. For those who don't know, it's like a make your own stir-fry place. Anyways, he's a vegetarian so he obviously had no meat in his food, but afterwards when we back to his house, he tooted a couple of times when we were becoming very intimate. We both thought it was hilarious and he made sure we wouldn't eat there again if we wanted sex later on. Not sure if it's because he eats a lot of veggies plus him being older, either way, still a very funny memory for me!